Today is The Big Day! The Official Start of the NFL Season! Men across the world have played nice since the NBA Championship game; all while counting down to this day! Game Time!
Ladies, if your other half is a DIE, DIE, DIE HARD NFL fan and you're not, I suggest you start a book club. Because your spot on the hierarchy has been changed without notice! If this is you, make sure you invite me to the inaugural book club meeting. I think I've been demoted to intern as of today. *giggles* Just kidding, but not really. *plugs in Nook for book club*
I'm looking forward to the hot wings and beer days, sports bar nights and smack talking. Enjoy the season!
Shall we toast? Let us pour a little cheap beer to your favorite team sucking, your QB throwing nothing but interceptions, excessive team penalties, turnovers and a weak offensive/defensive line. Raise your Stella to a great season for the Indianapolis Colts! May we be playoff bound and Championship destined! We shall slay your favorite with little effort, Pucks!! It's Kick-Off Time!!!!
